WELCOME ACOLYTES
We are so delighted for you to join us for this year's Fleecing! Thanks to new technology, we have found a way to transcode your soul essence via The Order of Mammon's proprietary software, allowing our rituals to take place inside the Super Secret Sacred Sanctum, just as they would in real physical time and space.
When the countdown ends, you shall be automatically redirected to the Super Secret Sacred Sanctum.
For now, feel free to read through the preparation document for tonight's event, explore the Order's digital archives, or craft one of our signature drink recommendations from * the Bumble Bar*.
Hello, acolyte.
We are so glad you’re able attend this year’s more environmentally conscious event; the Faith and Power PAC will be ecstatic about this turn out! We understand this may be a completely new experience for you and would like to make it as accessible as possible. Below is everything you need to know (for now) about this evening’s Fleecing.
Once the timer at the top of this page finishes its countdown, the url shall magically transform into a direct link to the Order’s Super Secret Sacred Sanctum. The Bumblefish has camouflaged this Sacred Sanctum to look like a platform you may be familiar with....
Throughout the night, you may be allowed to choose OR be forced against your adverse will to navigate into Sacred Buckets. These Sacred Buckets look like this:
Throughout the night, you may navigate to a variety of Sacred Webpages. If you ever get lost, you can always return to your ticket email and use this page’s url to return to the Super Secret Sacred Sanctum.
Have any questions before you enter the Fleecing? Let us know below and we will do our best to assist you before the event.
Enjoy this selection of music from the Order
